Rachel: Daddy... Daddy... Daddy, why whyyy would I sleep with Billy Dreskin? His father tried to put you out of business! Dead!
Monica: Ross, he's got the remote again.
Ross: Good. Maybe he can switch1 it back. Maybe not.
Rachel: Hello? Um, yeah, uh, Okay ah, hold on a second, lemme lemme just check and see if she if she's here.
Rachel: It's the woman from the hospital admissions2 office. She says there's a problem with the form. Oh, god, oh god...
Rachel and Monica: Oh god, waddawe do, waddawe do, waddawe do?
Monica: I don't know! Why don't you just explain? Find out what do they want? Find out what they want!
Rachel: Okay, no, you do it.
Monica: Hello, this is Monica... Yeah? Oh... Okay, yes, we'll be right, we'll be right down. Thank you.
Rachel: What?
Monica: We forgot to sign one of the admissions forms.
Rachel: Ohhh... Okay, you were right. You were right! This was just not worth it.
Monica: Thank you.
Rachel: Okay, let me just change.
Monica: Yes.
Joey: Hey.
Ross and Chandler: Hey!
Monica: Hi.
Phoebe: Trouble?
Joey: Your sister stood me up the other night.
Phoebe: Oh, no. Don't you hate it when people aren't there for you?
Ross: Well did you try calling her?
Joey: I've been trying for two days. When I called the restaurant, they said she was too busy to talk. I can't believe she's blowin' me off.
Phoebe: Hey.
Ursula: Oh!
Phoebe: Um you, you got a minute?
Ursula: Um, yeah, I'm just...working.
Phoebe: So.
Ursula: Uh-huh.
Phoebe: Um, oh, I got you a birthday present.
Ursula: Oh, wow! You remembered! Oh! It's a Judy Jetson thermos3!
Phoebe: Right, like the kind you...
Ursula: Right... Oh, I got something for you, too.
Phoebe: How'd you know I was coming?
Ursula: Um, yeah, um, twin thing.
Phoebe: I can't believe you did this. I can't believe you...did this.
Phoebe: So... What's the deal with umm, you and Joey?
Ursula: Oh, right. He is so great. But that's over.
Phoebe: Does he know?
Ursula: Who?
Phoebe: Joey. You know, um, he's really nutsy about you.
Ursula: He is? Why?
Phoebe: You got me.
Ursula: Right.
Ursula: Excuse me. Doesn't this come with a side salad?
Phoebe: So, um, are you gonna call him?
Ursula: What? You think he likes me?
Phoebe: No, Joey.
Ursula: Oh. No, no, he is so smart. He'll figure it out. Do you want some chicken?
Phoebe: No. No. No food with a face.
Ursula: You have not changed!
Phoebe: Yeah, you too.
Rachel: Hi, remember us?
Nurse: Mmm hmmm.
Monica: Um, okay. You just called a little while ago about needing a signature4 on the admissions form. Well, it turns out we need a whole new one because uh, you see, I-I, I put the wrong name again. 'cause um...
Nurse: You're that stupid.
Monica: I am. I'm that stupid.
Rachel: Yeah, and and, I'm just gonna pay for this with a check.
Nurse: Well, you know your insurance will cover that.
Rachel: Yeah, I know... I'm I'm just not that bright either.
妙语佳句，活学活用
1. stand up
意思是（俚语）对（某人）失约；未按约定会见。比如：You are back so early! Your girlfriend stood you up again, did she? 回来这么早！女友又放你鸽子了吧? 电影中的Your sister stood me up the other night. 意思是你姐姐前两天放了我鸽子。
2. blow off
意思是吹了，分手。比如：He is in a very bad mood, 'cause his girlfriend blew him off yesterday. 他心情非常不好，由于昨天他女友和他吹了。电影中的 I can't believe she's blowin' me off. 意思是真不可以相信她要跟我分手。
3. nutsy
意思是疯狂迷恋。比如：For some reason people are nutsy about Rap5. 不了解为何大家目前非常喜欢快板歌。电影中的You know, um, he's really nutsy about you.意思是知不知道，嗯，他对你真的非常迷恋。
4. figure out
意思是理解，了解。比如：I can't figure Jane out. She's a mystery to me. 我简直摸不透简，她对我来讲是一个谜。电影中的 Oh. No, no, he is so smart. He'll figure it out. 意思是噢，不，不，他非常聪明。他会了解的。
5．No food with a face
不吃有脸的食物（即动物）。说明菲比是个 Vegetarian6（素食主义者）。
6. turn out
原来，表示以前不了解后来发现是，结果是，证明是。比如：The pretty woman turned out to be his daughter. 原来这个漂亮女性就是他的女儿。电影中的 Well, it turns out we need a whole new one. 意思是嗯，原来大家需要一张全新的表格。
